"This book made me laugh so hard I spit out my LaCroix. Never thought speaker sale stories could double as comedy gold, but here we are. If Hunter S. Thompson and Catch Me if You Can had a love child in a van, it’s this book. The Brown Cocaine Story was a personal fave!”

“I bought this expecting a gritty true crime saga. Instead, I got a hilarious ride-along with the dumbest-smart hustlers alive. How did these clowns manage to party with Charlie Sheen? Equal parts ridiculous and genius. If laughter were currency, these guys would actually be rich-without the cops involved.”

“I kept checking the cover to make sure this wasn’t fiction. Every story is so insane it feels impossible-yet it all actually happened. Wildest "true crime" memoir I’ve ever read.”

“These stories make Netflix documentaries look boring. From cops to con jobs to chaos in parking lots, I couldn’t believe half of it-and the other half I didn’t want to. 100% this will be a movie one day. And I'll be there opening night, ready to re-live the party.”

“Unreal. Just when you think it can’t get any crazier, the next chapter tops it. If this book were a movie, people would say it’s too far-fetched. Except it’s 100% true. I don't even consider myself a "reader" and this book was un-put-downable for me.”

"Hysterical, outrageous, and somehow inspiring? Never had I ever heard of Boys Town, Mexico before this book and TBH it's on my bucket list now. I finished the book in one night because I didn’t want to get scammed by sleep.”

“Craig and Kristy are the Bonnie and Clyde of parking lots, minus the murder, plus more jokes about speaker life. I laughed, I cried. "Get Your Drag Queen Ass Up and Come Talk to Me" literally had me dead. Do yourself a favor-read this before someone tries to sell you ‘a few extra sets they got on a delivery.’”

“I honestly thought this was satire until I Googled "White Van Speaker Scam." Apparently the scam is still alive and well! Every chapter feels like something out of a Hollywood script, only wilder because it’s all real.”

“I thought I was too smart to fall for scams. Then I realized I basically Venmo strangers daily. This book is hysterical, raw, and makes you feel better about your own bad decisions. Ten out of ten, would buy again (but not from a van).”